Three Little Limericks


Caitlin is frightened to sleep

She worries she’ll kidnap some sheep

So she ties herself down

Paints her face like a clown

Then she’ll roll in a ball and she’ll weep.


Autumn is usually neat

Until she’s taken a seat

She’ll grow horns on her face

And writhe with disgrace

And carve her own leg into meat.


There once was a girl named Mina

Who wanted to murder her cleaner

With a packet of yeast

She served up a feast

Then knifed her to death with a cleaver.


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