The Jokes of the Triffids

1)

– How many Triffids does it take to change a light bulb?

– None, they use oil lamps.

2)

– Why did the Triffid cross the road?

– To sting your grandmother in the eyes and eat her.

3)

– How many Triffids can you fit in a post van?

– None, they send Telegrams.

4)

– Knock, knock!

– Who’s there?

– Triffid.

– Triffid who…? Oh god! My eyes!

5)

– Doctor, doctor! I think I’ve been stung by a Triffid!… Doctor?… Doct…Oh God! My eyes!

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