Middle Earth Fetish (a couple of useful words for a Tuesday afternoon)

‘to swafflebliss’ : – When you wear some really liberating sandals fresh out the box with the specific purpose of stepping into a well chosen, muddy puddle on a country lane, and then retreating backwards, proud, as if nothing had happened

‘to snufflecleanse’ : – The act of cleaning your muddied feet in your house against a clean, white wall and rubbing the index finger of your non-writing hand into the muddy grain between your toes.
The people that watch are ‘blissgoggling’
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