1) – How many Triffids does it take to change a light bulb? – None, they use oil lamps. 2) – Why did the Triffid cross the road? – To sting your grandmother in the eyes and eat her. 3) – How many Triffids can you fit in a post van? – None, they send […]
Gentle, loving crepe stirs only in the moonlight, never to walk again
“Huzzah!” You say, While traveling on the wind, “To the coast!” You say, as your head is suddenly twinned Left on your own, you tickle the creations of your mind. If you think about it only the weak are resigned. Pleasure is magnificent, like an ocelot with a grin. Just what does it take to […]
Through darkened days This winter haze Makes ones soul feel tired and gruesome But soon spring grows, Defrosts my nose And my rickets start to loosen.
Once upon a time there was a slice of Nutmeg that lived in a pie. His name was Omfage. Omfage was a very kind and well-known kid in his Valley. His life consisted of surfing and playing with his band, ‘The Edgy Satsuma’s.’ They were a techno-reggae band that believed in only two things; liberating […]