Derek went to China He couldn’t do anything finer He quaffed some breast milk And was racked with guilt Because he assaulted a minor.
There once was a chief called Matt Who couldn’t control his cat, he tickled a shrub and started a jenga club and now he wears a straw hat! (thank GOD!)
CAITLIN: Caitlin is frightened to sleep She worries she’ll kidnap some sheep So she ties herself down Paints her face like a clown Then she’ll roll in a ball and she’ll weep. AUTUMN: Autumn is usually neat Until she’s taken a seat She’ll grow horns on her face And writhe with disgrace And carve her […]